Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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