This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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