Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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