Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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