Pappa wants mamma naked
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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