So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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