your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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