who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you would pick up someone in the library
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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