oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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