Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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