I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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