Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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