Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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