in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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