I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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