Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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