i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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