new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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