is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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