This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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