im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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