i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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