i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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