Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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