...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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