"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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