i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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