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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(916): View more from California

This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here

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(+47): View more from Norway

i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.

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(330): View more from Ohio

That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.

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