you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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