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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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