with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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