I smell stomach acid.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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