she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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