found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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