No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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