You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
