thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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