Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
people are starting to question the shark bite story
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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