Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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