I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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