I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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