It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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