also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
