batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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