You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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