Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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