I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
