words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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