Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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