UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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