well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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