omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My vagina is officially offended.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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