is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i came on her dog
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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