Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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