she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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